我们为什么没有B/G F（中英文双语幽默）
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think
we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and tha
nk God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏又害羞而且从不采取主动。
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when
we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
The nice women are ugly.
好女人不漂亮。
The beautiful women are not nice.
漂亮女人不好。
The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。
The beautiful, nice and clever women are married.
又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都结婚了。
The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.
不是很漂亮但是很好的女人都出身贫寒。
The women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we
are only after their lordliness.
不是很漂亮但是很好又出身高贵的女人会认为我们看上的是他们的权势。
The beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.
而没有权势但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我们的权势。
The clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don't think
we are clever enough.
不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明。
The women who think we are clever, that are nice, somewhat clever and have
lordliness have a lot of pursuers.
又好又聪明又出身高贵又觉得我们聪明的女人都有很多追求者。
The women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some lordliness
and thank God are clever are ALWAYS MAINTAIN MANY CANDIDATES!!!!!
又好又漂亮又出身高贵而且又聪明的女人总是脚踩几条船。
The women who always maintain many candidates, automatically complain us whe
n we stand off them.
那些脚踩几条船的女人一旦我们疏远她们就对我们充满怨言抱怨。
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